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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Story Time

Who wants to hear a lovely little story? One that involves a four year old who clogged up my toilet, repeatedly flushed it, and caused a quasi-major flood in my bathroom. Let me warn you, this story involves a mother screaming for HELP as POO WATER rushes two inches deep all over the bathroom floor and closely borders flooding the bedroom. It also involves a flustered Mom, who when forced with the chore of turning off the water in the toilet, doesn't do so great a job, but eventually gets er' done. It also involves using every darn towel in the house to clean up the mess, therefore necessitating the fact that I will be doing "towel" laundry for the next six days. (And P.S, have you every had to carry sopping wet towels to the washing machine with poo water leaking all over everything? Not my finest hour.) And all the while......getting four kids ready for church BY MYSELF (which I do every week, but still,no small task) and having to re-shower after my first shower because ewwwww.....POO WATER! Doesn't that sound like such a lively little tale? Yeah, I thought so too.
Oh, and as I final note: I woke up this morning silently cursing the woes of daylight savings time....writing a blog post in my mind on it's nastiness. But, now I am silently grateful for the fact that my children woke up at 6:00 a.m (that's right, peeps, 6 bloody 0' clock) because I would have had to skip church all together......and I still might. I don't think I'm feeling very good....the thought of POO WATER is making me feel a little queasy......I think I have to go lie down now....
The End

6 comments:

Kristi said...

Oh boy! I'm so sorry you had such a "shitty" morning! hehehe Hope the rest of your day goes a bit better.

Justin and Kamie said...

Guess thats what happen when she takes a "SAVY" That picture will forever be burned into my mind..EWWWW! Hope the rest of the day is better for you. Atleast she was kind enough to do it the day after the big 31:)and not on it, what a sweetheart she is!

Cheeky Kitchen said...

Mmmmm. Poo Water.
Doesn't it make those late night kids throwing-up sessions seem so much more tolerable?

Hang in there with the water. And the poo.
(Oh! And, HAPPY, HAPPY Birthday! Hope it was the BEST!)
Love you!

Jenny said...

I think I dry heaved twice while reading your story! WTF! Honestly, what a wonderful picture you painted in my head! Poor little Savy...she just wanted the poo to disappear like it normally does, so why not keep flushing when it doesn't!

Kaci said...

That might well be the grossest story EVER! I don't know what's worse, the visual image now burned in my mind or the excessive use of the word "poo" (JK, but we all know how I feel about that particular word!)

Anyway, good luck with all that laundry! Use lots of Clorox! May the force be with you.

Ms. Mort said...

Florrie, I am just soooo sorry about that. I wouldn't do well at all in that situation. Things like that make me want to shower for a week straight!