Screw Diamonds.
I think I found the {new} girl's best friend.
After {almost} one full day of doing the dishes by hand ( trust me, not my finest hour), I was more than pleased to receive this little ditty. Look at how it sparkles.......look at how it shines. My new BFF and I are totally compatible.
It's a pleasure working with you, Mr. Dishwasher.
Disclaimer: This doesn't mean that I wouldn't be more than happy with a nice diamond tennis bracelet. It also doesn't mean that I will always be so giddy about receiving appliances as gifts. What it does mean is that washing dishes for a family of six BY HAND made me want to lose my mind. Who has time for that crap anyway? That's what I wanna know.
3 comments:
Yeah for you!
Congratulations Florrie! That is a beautiful thing to behold! I'm thinking that you might not make a very good pioneer though! I think I'm jealous and I want a new dishwasher!
Florrie I can't believe you killed that spider. That spider is actually an African horn billed nesting spider and it is on the endangered species list. If I were to tell the proper authorities you would be spending the next 15 years in a federal penn. Don't believe me look it up! By the way I'm making a phone call right now. Enjoy being a prison beeotch.
Happy Birthday Love Dee.
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